Postie-wank

The act of positioning oneself indoors by a letterbox and masturbating whilst waiting for a postie to deliver mail. The timing must be so immaculate, that ejaculation should occur as the postie’s hand enters the letterbox. To complete the process, the phrase “special delivery” should be exclaimed when semen strikes the unsuspecting Royal Mail officer.

Had a perfect postie-wank yesterday. Keeping that spreadsheet of my average post delivery times really paid off and I got him right on the thumb.

by You’ve got mail November 12, 2023

Wanking Impaired

Not being able to wank

Jarra - I cant wank no more!! :o

Keira - Your so wanking impaired

by somerandompedo123456789 May 23, 2011

Sack of Wank

A social networking site to rival facebook....aimed at women (or men, we don't want no homophobes here) who are seeking a man with either a) a face like a bag of elbows or b) enough false charm to get you into bed and then not bother with you ever again (we are expecting record joinings) better than facebook and without the stupid status updates!!! For women who think charm is a brick wrapped in a brick (tm Roo)

Krystal "I joined Sack of Wank looking for an ugly mutt to take to hockey and they have Jesse Boulerice!!!!"

Luanne "get stamped on!!!"

or.....

Chantelle-Chanelle "Why do men always treat me like an idiot?"

Courtney "because you are an idiot Chantelle-Chanelle (and I think your mother hated you) but why not join Sack of Wank, they have loads of grade A wanksacking arseholes on there and this week they have a special offer, free Sack of Wank with every account opened" deep voice says.....terms and conditions apply

by Bertuzzi's Bitch and the Roo September 21, 2009

Thomas the wank engine

That one friend that’s always honey

Me: have you seen Harry, he’s being a proper Thomas the wank engine today

by The one and only me October 3, 2019

shiv wanking

when your edgeing your penis and you feel like your going to nut, but you stop. Then you take out your knife and slice a bit of your penis off so you can edge more.

Jorge loved edgeing, he edged in class, in the principals office, in his mom's bedroom everywhere he went. Jorge felt like he nutted to fast so he decided to start shiv wanking. He sliced a bit of foreskin off his torch to stop him from nutting, then continued, after countless hours, beating his record he nutted with a big smile of his face oh and also on his tip.

by skibbidi_toliet April 17, 2024

Wank

A collection of 2 or more pairs of hip or chest waders or hip or chest wader wearers

When all the fishermen got together it was quite a wank of waders

by Docksee January 19, 2023

Gang wank

everyone gets in a circle with there left hand on the person to there lefts dick and use your right hand to beat your own meat. You finish into a cup and the last to finish drinks it

what Did you do today?
I had a gang wank with Leo and jack

by Azsw January 2, 2020