Max

Max’s have giant shlong and will attract any hot woman within a 10 mile radius
Sharron: wow did you hear about that max guy, he has a rather large dong

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Shakespeare: Thou brilliant max hast a large penis
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Max is a very sexy, handsome and intelligent. His dick is very big. He is very good at sex and flirting. He likes eating food and doesn't care about being fat. He doesn't care about things people say about him. He hates conceited people. He doesn't understand some things, but don't be angry he won't learn it.
Girl 1 : "Max is so sexy"
Girl 2 : "yeah I know"
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A young boy in a purple jack, spikey hair and an eyepach for his broken and explosive eye this kid DOES NOT take jokes or those fucking rule 34 art and no its not that dog
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Max is a Xanax addict
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Max is a name of the most gorgeous person. He is up for anything but can be kinda serious and can be quite silly. He is very clever, and many girls have a secret crush for them. If you like him ladies go for it.
Girl 1:”That boy over there he is cute!”
Girl 2:”He is Max and is mine!”
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Max is the most extraordinary person in the world. His smile can make you forget all the dirt in the universe in a single second. He has a thousand different laughs, all for a specific moment and when you meet him and hear one, you're immediately addicted. He's the smartest guy and helps others daily, often forgetting his own health. He tends to think he's cocky and egoistical, yet it's just his mind playing tricks on him. His brushy eyebrows are adorable and he gives the best hugs in a single-person bed. He deserves love and attention, care and support and most importantly, lots of kisses.
'Hey, do you know Max?'
'Heck yes, he's my forever treasure, wanna meet him?'
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