Belgian Burn

A sexual act in which a female partner partakes in coitus with a male partner, usually her cheating ex. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman pulls him out, takes a preheated waffle iron, and slams the erect penis shut between both sides, thereby providing the conclusive burn and eliminating any future relationship endeavors.

Guy #1: Why are you walking like a butthurt penguin?

Guy #2: Chloe wanted to take me back, so she invited me last night and just when I was about to come, she gave me a fucking Belgian Burn!

Guy #1: What a bitch.

Guy #2: The doctors say the bandages can come off in a few months.

Guy #1: Anything else?

Guy #2: ... I still have trouble peeing.

Guy #1: Okay.

by itsthatotherguy April 15, 2018

Base-burn

The first sunburn you get that is so bad but only leads to getting more tan.

"I'm too white, I can't get tan unless I start with a gnarly base burn. You can only get darker after a base-burn."

by Shneefenhautzen July 6, 2017

Joshua Burns

A very talented male prostitute, especially talented in sucking dick.

"I just got Joshua Burns to suck my dick! Then I came in his ass!"

by What the fuck am i doing? December 12, 2021

Burning bush

A ginger's pubic hair; a Fiery crotch; volcanic thunder from down under

Poor Sally. That ginger probably has the worst burning bush.

by Sassysally225 June 8, 2015

You're gonna burn a hole through my face

A saying that means you've been staring to this person for way too long, and if you have a laser like Superman's on your eyes, you're gonna make a hole through their face.

A: *stares at B*
B: "Man, You're gonna burn a hole through my face with all your staring."
A: oh right, sorry I didn't realize.

by trlzd January 25, 2024

Rudy Burns

Giuliani hair dye that's actually runny Kmart shoe polish

Rudy Giuliani stepped to the lectern to illegally sabotage America's electoral process and began to sweat profusely. the next moment the Rudy Burns began forming on his diseased cheeks, looking like shoe-polish sideburns and helping create forever Internet memes.

by Uncle Joosie November 20, 2020

Burning garbage

A charepter in the anime my hero academia, means a piece of burning garbage or otherwise known as Endeavour

And i thought that burning garbage was illegal but your here Endeavour

by KawaiiPotatoChan November 23, 2018