Just after a woman pinches one off, and before a shower, she lets you take her from behind. As an act of gesture as you approach, she lifts up one of her cheeks to help you. However, after lifting her cheek, you are overcome with the awful remnants of her previous activity. You have just experienced her texas trashcan.
My girl did not tell me she had just taken a dump and told me she wanted me from behind. As I approached my landing from behind, she lifted her texas trashcan lid and I chipped a tooth.
by The BK Man November 27, 2021
Get the Texas Trashcanmug. When during anal intercourse, you pull out and spit your Copenhagen in the hole and then proceed to resume intercourse.
by Johnny Jerry September 11, 2025
Get the Texas Spittoonmug. A truck full of sluts wearing daisy duke shorts and wife betters. Out on the town looking to get laid after they've drank too much. They don't care what the guy's look like as long as he can bottom out.
by Texmexi May 24, 2018
Get the texas tahoemug. A Lone Star State turtleneck for your penis—foreskin: optional, controversial, and occasionally regretted once removed.
Becky : I saw John's penis by accident, he's got a texas sweater.
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?
by turbocajpin February 3, 2025
Get the texas sweatermug. Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
Get the Texas tea kettlemug. by StihlSlinger August 9, 2024
Get the Texas Hog Lickermug. Buttfucking before the first date.
"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
Get the texas tea and cookiesmug.