Texas One Eye

A butthole that is larger than it should be, due to excessive anal sex.

Stay away from the Texas One Eye.

by Reddawg9895 August 5, 2024

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)

I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.

by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022

texas wheel

tuesday tuesday innit fish n chips bottle of water oi oi oi
tea and crumpets
god save the queen

texas wheel is british

by zhauwneebuoi July 20, 2023

Ole Texas Try

Trying something as hard as the good ole texans.

"Henry gave it the ole texas try to produce semen despite his incontinence."

by moneybaggs7 August 6, 2022

Texas coffee

Strong coffee without cream or sugar.

Pour me a cup of Texas coffee, jakeleg.

by Reellua November 10, 2016

Texas

"The Lone Star State"

Texas is the 2nd Largest State by size and population, The state is experiencing rapid economic and population growth due to outgoing Californians or New Yorkers.

Demographics (2020) -------
40% Hispanic

40% White
13% Black
6% Asian
1% Other

Population: 30,500,000 (2023) (+4.7% from 2020)

Capital: Austin (2,421,115) (2022, +6% from 2020)
Largest Cities ----------
Dallas-Fort Worth: 7,943,685 (2022, +4% from 2020)

Houston: 7,368,466 (2022, +3% from 2020)

San Antonio: 2,655,342 (2022, +3.80% from 2020)

Politics: Leans Republican

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2020 Presidential:
52% Trump
46% Biden

2022 Midterms/TX Governor election:

Greg Abbott (R): 54.8%

Beto O Rourke (D): 44%

Texas is an okay state, Though i would avoid South Texas & the U.S Mexico border

by IhateSouthTexas January 19, 2024