Take a rusty

When you have to take a shit so goddamn bad

Gonna go take a rusty on the toilet

by Fartillicus August 16, 2023

Rusty porthole

When a woman eats out the ass of a gay/bi cum dump after he's been fucked and filled with cum from multiple men.

I gave him a rusty porthole after he got his ass wrecked in the sling at the gay spa.

by rustyporthole October 3, 2025

Rusty Scooter

Another term for hand job

Charlie received a rusty scooter

by Johnston Strudle October 24, 2020

Rusty Cogwasher

A person who prefers to give BJs after the other person has finished their exercise or workout routine - imgur

Your mom's s Rusty Cogwasher after that sweaty workout.

by Zipflopohmygod June 8, 2021

Rusty Easter

When somebody shits in your Easter basket.

Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."

by Woodstock shit storm June 18, 2013

Rusty

he has REALLY bad hair and he's fat asf

omg did you see Rusty?
yea, omg hes so ugly

by ,catsrcool May 10, 2023

Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.

Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?

by MrJuly October 12, 2011