wolfy snaked

Extremely hungover, feeling a lot of pain

Why did I have those last 5 drinks last night, I'm wolfy snaked

by Richard Nutz September 24, 2014

Snake

If you ever meet a snake her name is most likely Alyssa 😩😩 she will 100% be less swagger then you do honestly just drop her while you can. Although, in the end she probably does love you. So, marry her.

“That snake named Alyssa is so not swag. I’m superior.”

by Swag rat March 27, 2021

The flaming snake

When you pluck a gingers Pube and put it up there urethra

I have that dude the flaming snake

by Jyson April 21, 2022

Walking The Snake

Metaphor. Similie. The snake is one or several fingers (can include another person's help, toys, etc.). Your fingers explore and slither around your body, finding places to penetrate or just brush past. Let the Snake so it's thing. Pretty soon you'll have an orgasm.

*gets a text*

"Wyd?"

Walking the snake...

"Oh, I wanna see! Is it a rattlesnake? A boa?"

Not that kind of snake.
This snake needs shelter inside a warm, wet, dark environment.

"Oh...?"

Give me a few minutes and I'll show you.

by Athena_17 September 12, 2018

Snake

Someone who betray your trust. They usually pretend to care for you in your face but will talk about you to everyone behind your back.

“His wife sleeps with men and begs for him to forgive her.” Only to do it again! This type of person is a snake and will ruin your life then blame you!

by CrazyTeeMama December 18, 2023

Illinois brown snake

When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.

by FleshySilo July 12, 2017

Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.

Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.

by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017