Statistically 9 out of 10 people

Enjoy Gang Rape

Statistically 9 out of 10 people lie

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

jewish people like the color clear

yes jewish people love the color clear, anyone who has mentioned liking blue or clear in the past is definitely a jew

ask him if jewish people like the color clear then we’ll know if he’s a jew or not

by $284$;&! May 28, 2023

National Throw Average Height People Day

in response to both national throw short people day, and national throw tall people day, this is a day where you can throw people 5'5" to 5'9", NO CONSENT NEEDED. (on Oct. 23)

Person 1: Guess what, my friend who is 5'6"?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!

by xX_GameCrafter_69_Xx March 15, 2022

kill people burn shit fuck school

Lyrics from Tyler, The Creator’s song named “Radicals”

Random dude: Kill people burn shit fuck school!

Another random dude: WOAH YOUR UNDER ARREST *gun shots*

by OF_WG_GW_KTA_ June 16, 2023

Make fun of people with J names month

This month goes from December 25th to January 25th. During this month, you are allowed to make fun of people with names which begin with the letter J

Joe: Today Is Going to be a good day!
Mike: Loser
Joe: Oh no, it’s Make fun of people with J names month :(

by JellyfishEater December 24, 2022

people that look up their names on urban dictionary

you're just finding ways to prove you're not a dick and that you're the most fan-fucking-tastic person to be born on this earth, but we all know it's just babying yourself. besides nearly all name definitions are generic and the same, so stop it

freddy: yooo i looked up my name on urban dictionary and it said I was cute, funny and smart!
freddy's friend: no way, you're actually a dick. most name definitions are the same anyway. stop being one of the people that look up their names on urban dictionary

by 4R41N3R March 11, 2022

half of the people who posted definitions on this website

are retarted hypocrites and faggots who believe everything they see on the fucking idiot box. particularly the ones who posted definitions of certain people. most of the definitions r not funny, and in some cases half of the definitions are all the same. specifically, the definition g-unit. g-unit kicks ass, but 75% of the definitions said g-unit stands 4 gay unit. That joke was not funny. Whoever thought of that joke should be proud of himself, he got 80% of america to copy him and still have no idea who he is. i used 2 be a member of this website, this is the last definition im posting.

half of the people who posted definitions on this website: im cool, i have a computer, i believe everything i hear from CNN to the national enquirer, im not funny.

by leif jovanavohansen October 10, 2005