Catty Cats

Cats that are catty.

Cat: I love my fish
Dog: Catty Cats

by FYI Informing Person April 23, 2017

Cat facts

The equivalent of dick deets. Gossip about pussy.

So I met this new girl!
Oh damn, give me the cat facts!!

by Abe gold April 10, 2017

cat on a seizure

Used after "Like a", ect. Meaning: Something being cool, odd, weird, deranged, ect.

Kari: ...And I fell down a flight of stairs!
Michi: That's like a cat on a seizure!

Bob: So, maybe we can hit up that anime con next weekend?
Justin: That'll be like a cat on a seizure!

by Michi Chan May 27, 2005

Cat Mom

Cat Moms typically owns two or more cats combined with slight antisocial behavior. You can spot these girls by the lite dusting of cat hair and cat scratches in various stages of healing. Due to their antisocial nature, they typically don't use social media very often (unless to post The aforementioned cats) and are typically are very loyal in relationships. If a cat mom shows you pictures of your cats, she is in love!

Hey Mike, did you notice Katherine's Scratches? No don't worry about it she's just a Cat Mom

by MikeyMeta February 11, 2023

Cheese cat

A cat that has had many surgeries turning its bones into cheese giving it the power of the moon because the moon is mad out of cheese

It’s a cheese cat

by Beansssssssssss March 20, 2020

blowing a cat

To sexually insert your penis into a cat in hopes to produce catgirls, but instead to die of a cat std.

*On a grave* Here lies Ajit Pai, he thought blowing a cat for some catgirls was a good idea and died of chlamydia.

by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 28, 2019

Cat Simulator

Cat Simulator is a fun first person-cat video game. Your goal is to chase rats and mice, break things, eat, and do other things that cats do...

I love playing Cat Simulator

by Game mode 0 September 11, 2019