Muffin Stop

From the Latin "Stoppus Mufforum" meaning "Stop of Muffins"

A mythical location rumoured to be situated at the top of Black Park. It is only accessible when in possession of a muffin (preferably bought at the corner shop.)

It is thought the name originated around 100 B.C when Roman soldiers used to take captured women there for a touch of "forced muff-diving," however since rape has become a more serious crime, nowadays it tends only to be frequented by youths looking for the ideal place to munch down a good ol' muffin.
Dude, I don't think I'm ready for Muffin Stop..
No one's ever really ready for Muffin Stop
(Paranoid Park)
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Arse muffin

Anal secretion of undetermined origin.
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english muffin code

Code that is written in a way such that there are numerous nooks and crannies that make it nearly impossible to test thoroughly
"The testing team needs to cancel their summer plans to handle regression testing all this English muffin code."
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muffin crazy

getting with a girlf for her muffin (pussy)
"Man that girl is so sexy, Im going muffin crazy!"
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Slobber Muffin

A cupcake someone has licked all the frosting off, and then rejected. Then offers it to others under the guise of a muffin.
" Do you want this muffin?" "No I don't want your Slobber Muffin. I saw you lick all the frosting off that cupcake."
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Not Muffin Man

Does NOT own a muffin company.
Frederick: Wow, Not Muffin Man has a great muffin company.
Not Muffin Man: Nuh uh.
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tweaker muffin

Look at that tweaker muffin!
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