A potato cunt who laughs like a cut up potato and moves like a sliced potato. She also is a cannibal as she eats ... potatoes.
Me: mum, what’s for tea tonight?
Mum: well, I went to the shop and bought us a nice big Mary edwords
Me: ewwwww
Mum: well, I went to the shop and bought us a nice big Mary edwords
Me: ewwwww
by Gaycie hoe May 16, 2019
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who's been through a lot she loves Jesus and her mama. But don't screw over because hell has no fury like a Roseanne Marie.
who's been through a lot she loves Jesus and her mama. But don't screw over because hell has no fury like a Roseanne Marie.
by Dream Rose December 1, 2021
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“Did you hear the news!?”
“Uhhh that happened 2 hours ago, how are you just now figuring it out?”
“You’re such a Mary!”
“Uhhh that happened 2 hours ago, how are you just now figuring it out?”
“You’re such a Mary!”
by DaisyIsSoBBG November 17, 2025
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by SLIPPERY-AVACADO-BaNAna January 27, 2020
Get the Rose Mary mug.The result where you want to say Barry Mannilow, but you end up saying Mary Bennilow. Also known as a female version of Barry Mannilow.
Guy A: Are you listening to Mary Bennilow?
Guy B: Don't you mean Barry Mannilow?
Guy A: I would, but in this song, he sounds a bit more femme than usual.
Guy B: Don't you mean Barry Mannilow?
Guy A: I would, but in this song, he sounds a bit more femme than usual.
by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfY July 5, 2018
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Get the mari mug.Mari is the most awesome,handsome,amazing,nice boy anyone can be around,but don’t let that face fool you he can still steal yo girl
by Callie- March 16, 2023
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