March 23

If you're born on this date you suck.

"You suck, you were born on March 23 2008."

by Konoshida November 9, 2021

No Mock Gov March

In March you need to stop moderating/talking in all Discord mock government servers and touch some grass.

Hey dude it's No Mock Gov March tomorrow
Oh god, I forgot!

by Shortsiee November 10, 2021

Marching Band

A family of mentally insane teenagers who love each other more than life itself but also hate each other at the same time. Every band has a special unsaid connection with each other that can’t be broken, unless someone drops out of band. Then the band kids will make sure they are miserable for the rest of their lives. The band kids have many inside jokes from bus rides and football games, and it annoys the hell out of non-band kids. Join band, you’ll love it, but be warned, there is no escape.

“I love marching band!”
“I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”

by MoolyTheCow November 11, 2021

March 1

National beat up Ross day. As said in Friends, Ross was acting sus on March 1st so he got beat up

Thank god it is March 1st. I can’t wait to beat Ross’ ass up

by Arij_Lover123 November 18, 2021

March 7th

The day of reckoning, all flops were rumoured to be banned of the fyp but they prevailed.

March 7th is now remembered as national flop day.

Oh my golly gosh, it's March 7th, the day the flops survived the reckoning of the guidelines.

by pisskink4life March 8, 2022

March 4th

March 4th be with you 😍

Hey dude you know it’s march 4th?

Omg no way!! March the 4th be with you

by balls54924 March 8, 2022

March 9

Give your bf/gf/lover a hickey on March 9 or else you don't actually love them and you have to break up with them

march 9

by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 8, 2022