by NeSmetterling July 15, 2018
Get the lady caviarmug. After cumming inside of a woman you pass her a towel while both of you use the same towel to clean yourselves off at the same time.
by DJ Dammit Man February 24, 2024
Get the Lady and the Trampmug. The Lady Olivia Mary Kay Letourneau was an American sex offender and teacher who pleaded guilty in 1997 to two counts of felony second-degree rape of a child. The male child, Vili Fualaau, was 12 years old when sexual relations first occurred. He had been her sixth-grade student at an elementary school in Burien, Washington. While awaiting sentencing, she gave birth to Fualaau's daughter.
by Lady Olivia October 4, 2023
Get the Lady Oliviamug. The condition of being a woman with normal sized head, arms, and legs but with a ginormous belly like Santa.
That girl over there is suffering from Lady Santa Syndrome. She has a normal head, legs, and arms but her belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly.
by Finnegan Casey Dress-up March 30, 2015
Get the Lady Santa Syndromemug. This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.
Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.
by Da Wordsmiff May 31, 2018
Get the Fartado's Ladymug. by Rob run corleone September 11, 2022
Get the Sea food ladymug. A caring, beautiful person who puts other people before herself. She can make you smile on the darkest of days, she gorgeous and anyone would be lucky to have her.
by lilpeepandjack November 21, 2021
Get the Lady Stardustmug.