Jake

cute person who is cuter than amie (me)

jake: its you

amie: no its you

by cucucucumbur January 5, 2022

Jake

A tall, 6'3" man, with a nice girl that is very nice <3
He is very cool and will break down in the middle of a religion class if you say mean things
He will start to shake everytime he says something nice to a girl that he's never said before. Treat him well.

Jake is so cool!

by jhpatterson08 May 17, 2022

Jake

a guy that makes women horny. He walks down the halls people seem to lock their eyes on his perfect swimmers body. his flowy blonde hair, honestly has an chiseled six pack want to fuck him for life

oh my go is that jake?
yeah!
i want him in my pants
(conversation with my friends

by bsbbejemdnkak December 3, 2021

Jake Coles

So sexy and has very sweaty hands. he picks his nose . and he has a very massive penis compared to the average man. also he is only attracted to women who have mental issues and want to harm themselves. he walks under signs and walks over 3 drains so his luck is so shit i reckon he will never get lucky in his life with a women

oh look its Jake Coles he is so annoying

by jake coles biggest fan June 19, 2023

Jake

Super sweet and caring, hopeless romantic, probably Pansexual or Bisexual also, is probably a Bottom.

"did you see jake the other day"

by BottomBoi24 February 3, 2020

Jake

a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.

that guy is the Jake of pretending he knows whats going on.

by pissyasshole1 August 8, 2023

jake suttie

This guy is the biggest faggot you will ever get the opportunity to meet see a duck he’s sucked it. Like even Morgan Freeman hates him he’s so gay and he doesn’t even know him.

Person 1: I saw jake Suttie.
Person 2: Oh that fag, he’s so gay

by Barry micockiner May 13, 2019