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Jacob

Secretly the gayest guy in the friend group or squad
by The real Jacob May 24, 2020
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Lyle Jacobs

A Big Black Consciousness, meaning having deep thoughts and inner-discussions. Also could mean to have their beauty undermined. To be wanted by many people for their stature stature, demeanour and overall overwhelming attractiveness.
I feel bad for them they're living a Lyle Jacobs life
by XBeans March 27, 2025
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Jacob Jackson

Someone who sucks at sports (especially cross country) he thrives to maintain having ashy knees and has tree branches for legs. he is sometimes nice but always bullies his friends. he is very short and needs friends to talk to him because he is shy. HE ALSO IS A EGG AND LIVES TO MAKE FUN OF HIS FRIENDS
by kenny Sheldon September 1, 2020
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Jacob

A guy who's one of the kindest people you'll meet ( unless your on his bad side). He is very athletic and outgoing and know how to make a girl smile. He acts very happy but he may have his own problems and struggles to hide them sometimes. He makes a fantastic friend so keep him close. It's hard to tell who he likes cause he can be very flirtatious. He tends to make jokes to try and brighten up people's day. He may go by jake. Get your self a jacob.
Person 1: Look theres jacob!
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1: A very kind person.
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Banner James jacobs

A 20 year old virgin by the name of banner James jacobs.
Banner James jacobs has never been laid
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Jacob

Jacob is literally the most fucking annoying person you will ever fucking meet. You will have shit tons of bruh moments whenever you're around him cause he's so god damn fucking stupid. Jesus fuck he is so fucking annoying fuck fuck fuck.
Fuck it's jacob
by dickbread January 7, 2019
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Jacob

Kids named Jacob typically are the ones who scream in the back of the school bus. They constantly smell like stale chips and they have greasy hair. He probably asks the kid wearing a black hoodie "are you goth 🤓"
"Yo, did you hear? Jacob got suspended for licking a teacher"
"Hope he doesn't come back lmao"
by Dilf_lover_69__ May 2, 2021
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