Hym "Is that not your repeating the thing I said on cameras Megyn Kelly? Because if so not only do you know that the AI is stolen but you also know that my rights are being violated and that the lives of children are at risk. What did I 'failed' at Megyn?"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2025
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Get the Failed, faiUled, faileD mug.Right but you failed because you suck and you're a retard who stole the idea of online banking and then stole a company and then stole AI.
Hym "And I didn't failed because I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived. I just did the thing I said I was going to do, immediately, with minimal effort. So... I guess fail less? Suck less? That doesn't mean you get to steal MY shit, cripple."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
Get the Failed mug.Something that software engineers tell their wives they have to do late at night but it’s really just an alibi to go out drinking with the boys.
I told Katie I had a failover test I had to do at work from seven pm till “hopefully not too late.” She bought it so now I can go out with the boys.
by Friends Show July 15, 2025
Get the Failover test mug.A Term referring to a fictional work, most commonly self-published literature or fanfiction, that exhibits a high degree of narrative dysfunction. Failfiction is typically defined by its poor grammatical structure, excessive use of clichés, superficial character development, and a distorted or immature portrayal of interpersonal relationships. The term is often applied to works that appear to have been written by an inexperienced adolescent author with limited life experience, particularly regarding romance, emotional nuance, or literary coherence. The result is a text that evokes unintended humor, discomfort, or regret in the reader.
If it sounds like the dialogue is written by a 13 year old on Wattpad, you’ll likely have a failfiction on your hands.
If it sounds like the dialogue is written by a 13 year old on Wattpad, you’ll likely have a failfiction on your hands.
Guy1: “Hey can you recommend me that one book with the love triangle.”
Guy2: “Absolutely not, that was total failfiction.”
Guy2: “Absolutely not, that was total failfiction.”
by whereismyshredder August 7, 2025
Get the Failfiction mug.P1: Bro have you played failed5b yet
P2: No why would I ever ChatGPT says it sucks
P1: LIAR! CHATGPT IS A FILTHY N-
P2: Woah calm down!!
P1: Not until you play failed5b
P2: Fine...
P2: No why would I ever ChatGPT says it sucks
P1: LIAR! CHATGPT IS A FILTHY N-
P2: Woah calm down!!
P1: Not until you play failed5b
P2: Fine...
by Whatywhat August 21, 2025
Get the failed5b mug.Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
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