ethan green

Ethan Green is a fictional character from Starkid's Black Friday. He has fantastic hair and the biggest heart. He cares about his girlfriend Lex and her little sister Hannah more than anything. Unfortunately, he dies tragically dies while trying to take Hannah to a movie (Santa Claus is Going to High School) but gets attacked by shoppers trying to get the Wiggly doll he doesn't have.

I stan Ethan Green so much.

Robert Manion does such a good job with his character!

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Carlos Ethan Enrique Fuentez The Third

Carlos Ethan Enrique Fuentez The Third is lowk a bae ngl and he is hot best celebrity ever

Carlos Ethan Enrique Fuentez The Third makes my pussy so fucking wet!!!!

by wedwefwefwefewfwefwefewwfewfwe August 14, 2025

Ethan

Some abstract that isn’t concrete and isn’t sharp like most toy box item the females don’t consider anything of value to an ethan expect his money, they enjoy fucking his friend but ethan is a unstable person that won’t last forever

Player1: hey ethan u had fun at that party last night

Ethan: nah man I tried eating some tang but it wasn’t fresh like your mom salad bowl I swear today climate can’t handle how hot I am but no worries the future coming by tomorrow let tune into that instead of the current bs in today climate

by Biggestkikever August 19, 2022

Ethan

Tall Asian from korea with mushroom haircut. clueless. playes clash royale even though its outdated...
Likes big men.

I am an Ethan

Meaning. I pulled an ethan

by Ethanmom February 26, 2024

Ethan Cozad

Ethan Cozad is the best boyfriend a girl can ask for. He makes you smile 24/7, he’s perfect in every way inside and out, he makes your darkest days the brightest you’ll ever see. He is never unkind in anyway. He thinks about you all the time. He’ll cuddle with you to make you feel better, and he gives you his hoodie! He is such an angel. He is the most kindest, loving, caring human being to exist. He makes you laugh all the time. Even if it’s not on purpose. Just one slight smile from him will make you go wild. His eyes are beautiful. His laugh and voice is the most amazing sound to exist on the planet. Everything, and I mean, EVERYTHING, about Ethan Cozad is so perfect. There’s no flaws. Thank you for being here Ethan.❤️

See that amazing person over there? No doubt that’s Ethan Cozad

by Y @ |\| |\| @ |-| November 11, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the hottest boy like fr fr, he might be a drug addicted but he’s lit and will get you high. Don’t try to flirt with him because if you do his bitch will come and steal you weave aka me so don’t flirt with him okay yeah bye

Ethan is my boo touch him or I’ll kill you thanks bye

by Hisbitch101 January 31, 2019

ETHAN

The bestest boyfriend out there. He dates Luke and they do that gay stuuf. He also is the smartest, bestest, handsomess, good soccer player, athletic, freaky, and hottest guy out there.

"Yo Ethan? Oh the guy that saved my baby from a fire. He's so tuff!!"

by freakbob2013 September 19, 2025