emily calladine

a sexy broad. has a fat ass that I LOVE to eat and suck on. when she puts her toes in my mouth life feels great again. sometimes her pubes are long and almost choke me out but i kinda like being strangled by her long luscious vagina hair. the best part of my day is coming home and peaking out from under her bed as she beats the shit out of bella. i end up coming out at night and lick every inch of her asshole. emily is the love of my life (even tho she is asleep for most of our amazing times together)

person 1: have you ever sucked a brown starfish?

person 2: no?

person 1: try emily calladines

by mickeydickens March 17, 2025

Emily

Emily is a person who sees themselves as industrious but is a clinically insane person.

Emily wants to set up this party extravagantly but there were no chips

by Tegotrick March 22, 2025

emily

there are two types of emilys. the "alt white saviour" emily and the goddess emily. I'm talking about the goddess emily. she is one of the best people you will ever meet in your life, she's talented, smart (like REALLY fucking smart) and stubborn as shit. She's strong-willed, kind yet takes no bullshit. If u ever meet an Emily who fits this description, KEEP HER IN YOUR LIFE FOREVER. no cap.

"emily?"
"OOOOH that Emily!"

by colacats November 23, 2021

Emily

Emily is very kind and such a hard worker. She’ll always be one step ahead and will make sure everyone is taken care of! Very charming, she knows how to converse with all types of life and she’ll make you feel oh so comfortable you’ll feel like you’ve known her for years. Her exuberant personality will charm the hearts of many, yet she often gets taken advantage of and left hurt. She’s a bright light, she’s warmth, she’s home. Anyone would be so lucky to get to know an Emily in their life. She’s like a big hug, who will never let you go. There needs to be more people like Emily in this world!

Emily is so cool, I wish I can be like her someday!

by Mylittlelove November 23, 2021

emily courtney

emily courtney is actually so leng she is smart pretty and just the best in general no matter what

she is such an emily courtney

by jennifer brooke’s November 23, 2021

Emily

Michael’s Future wife ;)

“Yooo is that EMILY?!? Michael has been talking about her non stop

by Keon my November 23, 2021

Emily

Who is this bitch? Laughs like a hyena. Somehow knows every person you shouldn’t.. and loves them. Can talk about dark matter and how shit Georgina looked in that dress in the same sentence. Witty, with a million bad habits, literally crazy, every lover becomes obsessed. Yet she’s not looking to be loved or adored. She in it for the LOLs

Jenny- who’s terrible laugh can I hear
Sarah- oh that’s just Emily’s

by Bankbabyyy November 23, 2021