doucheybagems 

a spanish maid who is so retarded she breaks 1,000s of dollars worth of stuff and asks for double the money

Guy 1:doucheybagems stole your money that sucks how much did she take

Guy 2:she took 2,000 dollars

doucheybagems by Kile Shukaz September 29, 2010

Douschebaggot 

Someone who is acts like a douschebag and looks like a faggot.

Alex thinks hes such a player, little does he know that hes just a douschebaggot.

Douschebaggot by Chaos is beauty January 3, 2011

Duchebaggeryness 

The vibe you give off when you are a duchebag

When people are asses they have that duchebaggeryness about them

Duchebaggeryness by Lawdedoda May 3, 2011

douchebat 

a cross between a douchebag and a dingbat. Generally the same definition as a dingbag just with a little more focus on stupid.

Jessica is a such a douchebat, i cannot believe she thinks she is right.

douchebat by tabsg3 June 10, 2011

Douchejaggery 

The sweet exterior of a mind that has crash-landed in the ocean of depravity

A: "What is it about him that ticks you off?" B: "His douchejaggery with people more mature than him of course"

Douchejaggery by CantoM January 1, 2012

douchebug

A viral infection caused by excessive exposure to douchebags and/or douchecanoes causing one to behave in a douchy or douchebaggish manner towards others or in general.

There is no known cure at this time.

"Wow, you're really acting like a douchebag today."

"You're being an asshole. You must have caught the douchebug."

douchebug by Kalvin.Grey March 14, 2012

Douchemag 

When a publication, particularly a periodical, "jumps the shark" and publishes articles showing a trend towards radicalization of their editorial concept, in an attempt to shock readers and sell magazines, but instead creating a backlash that gets those involved with publishing said magazine called douchebags and worse. When a publication becomes a douchemag it ceases to be relevant in the popular culture.

Rolling Stoned publishing the Boston bomber Tsarneyev on the cover made them a douchemag.

Recoil magazine publishing the comment that comment about civilians not needing a certain gun sure made them a douchemag, and it almost ended the magazine.

Douchemag by Bob5000 August 27, 2013