Bob5000's definitions

Douchemag

When a publication, particularly a periodical, "jumps the shark" and publishes articles showing a trend towards radicalization of their editorial concept, in an attempt to shock readers and sell magazines, but instead creating a backlash that gets those involved with publishing said magazine called douchebags and worse. When a publication becomes a douchemag it ceases to be relevant in the popular culture.

Rolling Stoned publishing the Boston bomber Tsarneyev on the cover made them a douchemag.

Recoil magazine publishing the comment that comment about civilians not needing a certain gun sure made them a douchemag, and it almost ended the magazine.

by Bob5000 August 27, 2013

Cunt Muffin

a chick who's really loose. so loose that you could infact fit a muffin in her vagina.

" i could throw a golf ball in the hole i saw when she opened her legs."

by bob5000 September 16, 2005

faggot mouth

a homosexual male who is quite fond of having a lot of penis in his mouth.

"that boy be suckin' dick so much he's a straight up faggot mouth"

by bob5000 September 9, 2005