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slip dogging

Pump your pecker in and out of a girls ass cheeks.
1. get a stiffy.
2. compress her ass cheeks.
3. insert your stiffy between cheeks.
4. pump stiffy in and out of cheeks.

Note: lubricating the cheeks facilitates pump action. "its like titty fcuking but with her ass cheeks". alternative to penetration.
"If she doesn't have big tits then try slip dogging"
by UHPIKE September 6, 2007
mugGet the slip doggingmug.

get a dog

An impolite phrase thrown at someone who stumbles and trips
all over people at a bar or social gathering.
An implication that someone is blind because of their inability
to walk in a straight forward manner.
Something you tell to a person that has trouble keeping or
getting friends.
Advice given to an ugly girl who wants to catch a man.
Dude at bar: "If Tyrone doesn't quit tripping over me I'm going to kick his ass."
Waitress: "Tyrone drinks till he's blind, he needs to get a dog."
by jsd9632 January 7, 2012
mugGet the get a dogmug.

slob dog

The act of smothering your penis in peanut butter and having a male lick you penis clean
Ryan loves a good slob dog in the morning .
by chef_6669 December 5, 2016
mugGet the slob dogmug.

hot dogging

no clothing remains on one or both sexual participants while they engage in the "motions" of sex without actual penetration taking place. Just like dry humping but w/o clothing. The penis rubs between the lips hence the name hot dogging.
Sam and Joan have been hot dogging it for a while since Joan wants to keep her virginity until she's married.
by Kelly & Travis February 12, 2006
mugGet the hot doggingmug.

whack a dog

Whack a dog means jacking off a dog.

Strangely enough this can be a profession.
After coffee break at the AI clinic, Camilla sighed, put on her gloves, and went off to whack a dog.
by scodder August 8, 2010
mugGet the whack a dogmug.

dog water

by ­‎‎į July 29, 2021
mugGet the dog watermug.

DOG SHIT

Spectrum internet is dog shit because it fucking blows more dick than Mia Khalifa and Brandi Love combined. I fucking hope Spectrum goes bankrupt.
Gamer: fuck our DOG SHIT internet, 500 ping to na east fortnite servers my ass
Autist1: Our internet is amazing!
Autist2: We don't need new internet, ours is so good we can watch tv on it !! :O
Gamer: >:( u guys are autistic
by nkuyng May 19, 2018
mugGet the DOG SHITmug.

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