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christian davis

When Jeremiah wouldn't get the nudes I called him a Christian Davis
by Jeremiah lacerna August 1, 2017
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Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?
Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"

Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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cme christian

A Christian who attends church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter only. A play off of AME Zion.
How often do you attend church?

You know to please ma dukes, I'm a CME Christian I attend church on Christmas, Mother's Day and Easter.
by Michellaya December 9, 2019
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christian joseph merk

A god of fortnite. The most amazing person you will ever meet hit me up at 717-406-8542
Travis zeiset:christian Joseph merk u are a god at fortnite
Christian Joseph merk: ik that is literally the definition of my name
by God at fortnite May 10, 2018
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Popcorn Christian

Someone who randomly decides when they want to, and when they don't want to be a Christian.
by liveforgiving July 16, 2022
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Christianing

The act of avoiding working at all cost.
My Boss said I was Christianing, instead of being productive.
by Christianing suxs June 22, 2016
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