cat thermometer

n. the use of your cat as a device for judging the approximate current temperature, as once perfectly illustrated in Patrick McDonnell's cartoon strip "Mutts"

You don't need a sprawled-out cat thermometer to tell you it's furshlugginer hot in here.

by KitnWhiskers March 15, 2009

watching cats

viewing pussy, watching porn

Joe spent hours watching cats on the internet.

by Arsewhole February 22, 2014

fed the cats

Did something unspeakable, most likely of a sexual nature.

Jess said she couldn't come bowling because she had to babysit, but she actually just stayed home and fed the cats all evening.

by TotallynotJosh November 7, 2013

Chinook a cat

The opposite to 'you couldn't swing a cat in here'... used to describe a very large room where rather than swing one cat you could swing two cats like the rotor blades on a Chinook helicoptor.

Rae: 'Wow, you've got a very large bathroom!'
Martin: 'Yes, you could Chinook a cat in here!'

by LRG1 November 13, 2013

sparkle cat

A name given to a person with a shining personality and bubbly persona. Although they may be the centre of attention a sparkle cat is easily distracted and can sway from topic to topic or person to person in a second.

You are such a sparkle cat.

Or

Sparkle cat is here today. Yay!

by LNKN0ne January 30, 2017

Goose The Cat

A phrase used to express any positive emotion

Getting an "A" on my final had me feeling like Goose the Cat

by The Original Kweej December 4, 2018

CAT Collar

Cat collars is a collar most but not all owners put on their cats. Cat collars usually will have the address of the owner in case the cat gets lost. Even though most owners decide to put collars on their cats, this does not mean you need a collar for your cat to officially own them, and many owners decide to not have collars for their cat for reasons.

Person: Hey do you have a cat collar for your cat?
Person 2: No, my cat doesn't need one, but I still own him.

by TheTruthAndTheRealOne February 13, 2019