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Cake Eaters 

A derogitory term used towards those who live in Edina, Minnesota, due to the stereotype that all of the people are white, rich, stuck up school, who shows off their wealth by bragging about their new iPhone and their daily cup of Starbucks. Now not all students are rich spoiled brats, some of which are some of the nicest people whom you could ever meet.

Being from Edina, I laughed at all the other definitons, because they were pretty true. I probably laughed a little too much, but that's Edina for you. I am apart of the group that think. It's more like one half stuck up brats, the other half, insane people who pretty much are the living definition of Tumblr... (i.e. me, and my friends)
Generic Edina Kid: "Who is getting the brand new iPhone Six when it comes out?"
*five other kids raise their hands*
(a real quote from an Edina Student)

Other Edina Kid 1: *Screams in demon voice* I AM TRAIN FEAR ME, CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO

Other Edina Kid 2: YASSSSSSSSS.
Generic Edina Kid: *gives a wtf look*
Other Edina Kids: HAHAHA BE AFRAID!

Anywhere but Edina: Ugh, they are such cake eaters...
Me: OMG YOU UNDERSTAAAAAND.
Cake Eaters by GeekyFanGirl September 22, 2014

crumb cake 

Delicious snack manufactured by Little Debbie.
"Shoot nigga, I'm hungry."

"Have a crumb cake."

"Iiiiiiiight!"
crumb cake by recember September 23, 2008

Mexican Birthday Cake 

When you send someone (who is in jail) a cake with a file in it
Pedro got busted for mastubating in public and was put in jail. So his best friend John sent him a Mexican Birthday Cake

i am going to cut your cake 

said to girls when boys want to enter their butt hole with their penis
Damnnnn Haley i am going to cut your cake in frount of your mama!

strawberry short cake 

Is when you ejaculate in a womans face, then puch her in nose. The mixture of blood and sperm resembles the characteristics of a straw berry short cake
I gave Jill a strawberry short cake last night and she loved it. Crazy bitch!
Usually played at Elementary School Carnivals... Basically, it's the biggest table you've ever seen loaded with different kinds of cakes. The actual game is walking around a circle of chairs to music and sitting when the music stops... If you don't get a chair - your outta the game. Game goes until two people are circling one chair - lot's of boxing out and elbows to secure the final seat and get da cake.
"Man, I was catching blows in da cake walk yo, but I got da last seat and now I'm plowing my own cake!"
Cake Walk by Beaverbazz March 11, 2010