Christian

Christian is one of the tall ones in the friend group. He doesn’t have a girlfriend. He has his guy friends which is why he can’t get a girlfriend. Usually, Christians usually tends to act cool even though they’re not.
God he’s such a Christian
by CurrySoupDumpling December 04, 2020
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A short blond boy that takes shit from no one even his brother he has a big dick and his brother has a small one
Christian is a fucking savage
by Big dj dick December 27, 2017
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A guy who hits on everyone hoping for the slight chances of a girlfriend and has no rizz
Your such a Christian
by Ratfraction May 04, 2023
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Is a baseball player that bangs slime in Gwinnette
Christian is impulsive
by Toopot October 26, 2019
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A person who has a forehead so large that it could eclipse the sun, yet somehow is a catholic.
girl1: Is that Christian?
girl2: ew.
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It is a name to use after you are tired of thinking about the name of your previous son or daughter. Just use the name Christian to your newborn son so all things will be simple and you don't have to think hard naming your child.
Nurse: Ma'am your son is successfully born, Can I ask what is his name?
Mother: Christian, Just Christian then add my Surname to it
Nurse: What a unique name to name a child, your child might be the tall and skinny that likes to fart
by Rlaire March 09, 2022
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