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atomic boner

i was so horny i started cumming
by zohaib May 13, 2005
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boner style

really gangsta cool shiz-natched.
That gang is boner style.
by Anonymous April 26, 2003
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Boner Boy

A respectful nickname presented to an always ready man by his lover.
Patricia exclaimed, "Bring me have that monster, Boner Boy"
by jiminton August 19, 2012
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boner doctor

A certified doctor who performs penis enlarging surgery even though he himself needs the surgery done.
Man, I think that boner doctor is really fucked up.
by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008
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boner-licious

1:an erection not worth hiding to a very "hot" girl.

2: a girl that could make a guy pitch a tent...a way of defining a girl.
dale: "that girl is hot!"
nick: "damnnnnnnn!!! that girl is boner-licious!!! very boner-licious"
by winnie-kabby/nick-the-dick January 29, 2009
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Toner Boner

The extreme excitement a graphic designer feels toward the fine details of an exquisitely made print.
Uggghhhh look at that poster! See that ever so slightly raised ink? And the texture of the halfprint? This is giving me such a toner boner!
by TeN523 February 19, 2011
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Boner soup

A soup so delicious that it will:
1. If of the male gender, with one sip of boner soup, you will become instantly erect foravar.

2. If of the female gender, with one sip of boner soup, you instantly grow a penis which will instantly become erect.

3. If of the she-man gender, with one sip of boner soup, you still get an erect penis.

4. Yummy!

5. Full of sweet, sweet protein.

6. A soup that has boners in it.
Dad: Here's some chicken noodle soup!

Toddler Girl: No! I want some boner soup!

Dad: Haha, just like your mother! Good girl!

Toddler Girl: Yummy!
by Fat shadow August 25, 2010
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