a blue SUV

most maniacs find themselves driving this type of car. beware.

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear about how Josselyn got run over by a blue SUV?"

Guy 2: "Oh shit, really? Fuck..."

by BlaizenTen September 20, 2022

Blue Mickey

It’s when you down a blue raspberry slushy and and give a person a blowjob.

Why is your dick blue? Well you see … my girlfriend me a Blue Mickey. Who are you mysterious person and how do you know that?

by AnybodyHaveAnIcee? September 24, 2022

Blue Tulip

A prolapsed butthole. Usually caused by rigorous anal sex with little to no lubrication.

Judd raw pounded my asshole so hard last night I woke up with a Blue Tulip hanging out of my ass.

by Jontssss October 14, 2022

Blue lawls

The painful or uncomfortable swelling in the humor glands when you drop a hilarious joke and nobody laughs.

"I told a great joke about a hindu, a rabbi and a gentile but nobody laughed. My glands swelled up to the size of hen eggs and I couldn't walk right, bitches give a man blue lawls"

by big daddy flim October 17, 2022

blue chin

A term to describe someone who does not wear a mask properly, but instead just lowers it to the chin.
This term is called blue chin because the standard mask is blue.

'Wear your mask properly or take it off you blue chin'

by tekswall October 23, 2022

blue balls

The term “blue balls” is slang for epididymal hypertension, which is thought to occur when you get sexually aroused for an extended period of time but don't have an orgasm or ejaculation.

I need to have sex or I'm going to get blue balls

by bjbhbn May 26, 2022

blue trap

A blue trap is a meme on social media that trolls for survey participants. " Would you help a man or woman in blue if he or she was in distress? ".

blue trap:
Checking his phone:
Bro; " I'd help an officer in distress ".
ME; " You crazy? My luck? He's one of the psychological, emotional and physical abusers who controls his bitch and broken condoms like he owns them. Got the rest of the precinct covering his back too ". " Nah " " Let's face it, it's a 50:50 shot. He's either abusing m' or not. No in between ".

by saavy chimp May 28, 2022