beef jerking

jerking off/guy masturbating

friend 1: dude, i have some great porn
friend 2: i'm already beef jerking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)girl( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 8, 2018

Beef Monster Munch

A Woman who chases you round the club with poppers while also looking like a Beef Monster Munch

"EEEEE get away you Beef Monster Munch

by wooboowoo January 23, 2025

KHARDO BEEF

A KHARDO BEEF IS A MIXTURE OF KHALED (cheese),KHALID (plants) ,KHARNATION (milk) AND KARCHICHAA (sausage)YESS THIS IS RELATED TO CARDI B !!!! DONT ASK WHY JUST ROLL WITH IT . A KHARDO BEEF IF A TYPICAL PLATE AT ECZTRA LAND ! YOU CAN EAT IT WITH A SPOON !

IM DONE NOW , BYE .

KHALID : ÓYEME AYEL ME COMÍ UN KHARDO BEEF Y TABA MA BUENOOO !

KHALED: SII COME KHALDO BEEF PA NUTRITEEEE !

by KHALID KHARDOSHIAN October 18, 2017

beef

cock, penis, dick e.t.c

cindy was giving me the eye; she wants the beef

by thelostnephilim April 28, 2017

Beef Resurgence

Definition: When one is masturbating , they are simultaneously cupping their ball sack with the other hand , reaching with their pinkie to dig in butt, upon arrival of climax the participant smells both hands at the same time resulting in a ‘Beef Resurgence’ musk

In a sentence : “Yo bro had a wicked Beef Resurgence in the work bathroom! It was rank !

by Y.U.C. July 12, 2025

Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’

1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory

by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019

Beef Crumb

A rather small piece of shit left in the asshole that has dried over time

gerald knew he didn’t wipe very well when he saw beef crumbs in my boxers :)

by michelle.hanes May 20, 2021