ass-bag

Originated at Kennedy Middle School in Florida. It is a generic insult, used to replace the already common, "asshole", and "bastard". Basically, someone who is just a bag of ass-ness.
Also can be considered a mixture of "asshole" and "dousche bag"

Get the hell away from me, you ass-bag!

by Kr3nz April 30, 2004

tea bags

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack

His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot

by Dan November 19, 2003

t bag

to put a mans ball sack into a girls mouth or to put a mans crotch on another mans head to show dominence.

He got t bagged like a spider monkey!

by Osma the faggot May 24, 2008

triple bag

When you sleep with a girl so ugly, you need a bag for yourself, her, and one to puke in. It's one step further than a double bag.

She was so ugly I had to triple bag it

by Joe April 5, 2004

Vag Bag

It's like when a boy Tea Bags someone, except it's when a girl does it, with a vagina instead of a penis.

girl:VAG BAG!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!

Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?

by I_Am_A_Chocoholic_<3 September 5, 2011

Cancer Bag

1. A bag full of cancer
2. One who is infested with cancer.
3. A living, walking tumor.

Oh god, dude, I stayed up doing my essay for like 5 hours last night. I know that cancer bag, Mr. Drattel is going to give me a 25 though.

by Angry Student550 December 9, 2008

juju bag

A small leather bag, sometimes a dried scrotum from an unfortunate animal (or person), used by West African Witch Doctors to store their potions/chicken bones etc.

"Dave, get another round in mate, my mouth is drier than a West African Witch Doctors chamois leather Juju bag".

by Killick Stoker September 14, 2013