ass-bag

Originated at Kennedy Middle School in Florida. It is a generic insult, used to replace the already common, "asshole", and "bastard". Basically, someone who is just a bag of ass-ness.
Also can be considered a mixture of "asshole" and "dousche bag"

Get the hell away from me, you ass-bag!

by Kr3nz April 30, 2004

tea bags

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack

His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot

by Dan November 19, 2003

t bag

to put a mans ball sack into a girls mouth or to put a mans crotch on another mans head to show dominence.

He got t bagged like a spider monkey!

by Osma the faggot May 24, 2008

Vag Bag

It's like when a boy Tea Bags someone, except it's when a girl does it, with a vagina instead of a penis.

girl:VAG BAG!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!

Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?

by I_Am_A_Chocoholic_<3 September 5, 2011

Cancer Bag

1. A bag full of cancer
2. One who is infested with cancer.
3. A living, walking tumor.

Oh god, dude, I stayed up doing my essay for like 5 hours last night. I know that cancer bag, Mr. Drattel is going to give me a 25 though.

by Angry Student550 December 9, 2008

triple bag

When you sleep with a girl so ugly, you need a bag for yourself, her, and one to puke in. It's one step further than a double bag.

She was so ugly I had to triple bag it

by Joe April 5, 2004

Blue bagging

Blue bagging is the act of going to the off-licence and getting drunk at home or the park (dependent on age) instead of going to a bar. Often done near the end of the month just before payday when most people have no money. Named blue bagging as the majority of plastic bags from local off-licences are indeed blue.

Steve: hey pete you gonna come out with us tonight.
Pete: no sorry dude im blue bagging with alex tonight.

by Matt Barr December 26, 2007