my brother

your brother is the weirdest person you'll ever meet and he'll always smell like rotten and cheese and ugly fake cry but then he'll look in the mirror and just realized that he's ugly all the time. But he's a partner in crime, so you should keep him around.

my brother is very weird

by theecho January 31, 2024

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useless crap (jk i love u bro)

"I love your useless crap."
"You mean my brother?"

by lukascockeater January 30, 2023

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brother dater

1.Someone who breaks up with their boyfriend so they can date his brother instead

2.Someone who uses a guy cuz they want to make his brother jealous

Taylor: did u hear about katy?
Jessie: yes i did, she's so a brother dater

by starr48 May 25, 2016

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Ur brother a mother

it was made from ur mom gay deep in Japan and forged to make the strongest comeback of all tim

Dan:Ur mom gay
Carl:No u
Dan:Ur granny a tranny
Carl:Ur brother a mother
*the whole Milky Way collapse*

by Baz ball March 17, 2018

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Ur Brother a Mother

Even worse than ur sister a mister

Bob-ur mom gay
Carl-ur dad lesbian
Bob-ur granny tranny
Carl-ur grandpap a trap
Bob-ur sister a mister
Carl-UR BROTHER A MOTHER
THE FABRIC OF SPACE AND TIME EXPLODES

by Celesta.Edits March 18, 2018

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