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ass-bag

Originated at Kennedy Middle School in Florida. It is a generic insult, used to replace the already common, "asshole", and "bastard". Basically, someone who is just a bag of ass-ness.
Also can be considered a mixture of "asshole" and "dousche bag"
by Kr3nz April 30, 2004
mugGet the ass-bagmug.

tea bags

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack
His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot
by Dan November 19, 2003
mugGet the tea bagsmug.

t bag

to put a mans ball sack into a girls mouth or to put a mans crotch on another mans head to show dominence.
by Osma the faggot May 24, 2008
mugGet the t bagmug.

Blue bagging

Blue bagging is the act of going to the off-licence and getting drunk at home or the park (dependent on age) instead of going to a bar. Often done near the end of the month just before payday when most people have no money. Named blue bagging as the majority of plastic bags from local off-licences are indeed blue.
Steve: hey pete you gonna come out with us tonight.
Pete: no sorry dude im blue bagging with alex tonight.
by Matt Barr December 26, 2007
mugGet the Blue baggingmug.

Vag Bag

It's like when a boy Tea Bags someone, except it's when a girl does it, with a vagina instead of a penis.
girl:VAG BAG!!!
boy: ahhh man. you just tea bagged me with your vagina.
girl: and it's called a VAG BAGG!!

Group of people: haahaa! you tighttt!! you just got vag bagged by a girl!
girl: well of course it's by a girl dumbass. what boy has a vagina?
by I_Am_A_Chocoholic_<3 September 5, 2011
mugGet the Vag Bagmug.

Cancer Bag

1. A bag full of cancer
2. One who is infested with cancer.
3. A living, walking tumor.
Oh god, dude, I stayed up doing my essay for like 5 hours last night. I know that cancer bag, Mr. Drattel is going to give me a 25 though.
by Angry Student550 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Cancer Bagmug.

Bag of Wank

1. An Insult e.g Your a bag of wank

2. Something very crap e.g My computer is a bag of wank

3. A bag that jumps down the street in a jerking motion (The original term came from when people watched bags blowing down the streets when they were bored they used to say "This is wank" shortly followed by "Well thats a bag of wank" at that point the person saying the phrase would then point at the bag.
What a bag of wank or this coffee tastes like a bag of wank
by Liquidhalo231 December 29, 2009
mugGet the Bag of Wankmug.

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