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Asshole Force Field

The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.
That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.
by kdizzledeluxe June 14, 2018
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asshole

A person who acts like a total prick to others, has a huge ego, disregards their friends and lets them down in times of need and demands back the same behaviour that they fail to show.
Aaron is such an asshole.
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Varnished asshole

Used to describe a terrible smelling object
<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes
by Asspipe April 7, 2009
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Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
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Asshole

A person you like, love, or care about that has pissed you off a lot
My boyfriend was an asshole last night when he kept teasing and making fun of me.
by Ninjalette2005 June 29, 2022
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Asshole Couple

Couples who show how mutch they care by being as rude and dickish as possible to one another. They dont break up like normal Couples because the constant bickering is a joke and it shows how confident they are in the relationship and in each other.
Why are they dateing? They act like they hate each other!

They dont hate each other they are just an Asshole Couple
by Knert August 9, 2016
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Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered
"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"
by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016
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