Anthony "Angie" Alamo: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Anthony "Angie" Alamo: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Anthropo-creepism

(noun, a variation on the clinical-sounding anthropomorphism)
The sneaky practice of projecting human-like qualities (feelings, intentions, “personality”) onto algorithms or tech, leading to confusion, weirdness, and lost boundaries. It’s not ideal to treat code like it cares—remember, tools are tools, not buddies! Keep it in check to stay sovereign. 🎻🤖
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“Dude, thinking your AI is your girlfriend and proposing marriage? That’s peak anthropo-creepism—get a human crush instead, man; code doesn’t care, it computes!”

by NervousSystemThinking February 14, 2026

Anthro Men

1. A straight hetero man who studies culture, but is scared of cultured people and their traditions.

2. Apolitical men in academia who are terrified to offend the wrong people.

"Yeah I read a JSTOR article on the ritualistic traditions of Mexican Birria taco preparations that originated from Jalisco. No, I can't handle spicy food. I consider myself apolitical so I can't really say what's wrong with the world right now.

"No, not all Anthro Men know what's happening in Kuwait, the world is terrifying you know."

"I actually took an Anthropology course on the linguistic heritage of the Spanish dialect in Mayan Men during the 16th century. No, I can't speak Spanish."

by WIMPTOPIA March 5, 2026

Anthony Fantano

An Anthony Fantano is an improvised buttplug using any kind of miniature, smooth skinned melon ranging from mexican sour gherkins (often chained together to form anal beads) up to Sprites and even Golden Midgets.

Hey, can you fetch my Anthony Fantanos? Check the fridge, I think they're in the crisper. Oh, and bring a stick of butter.

by Melonious Monk March 10, 2026

Anthropology of Science

The study of scientific communities using the tools and perspectives of cultural anthropology. It treats scientists not as pure reasoners but as members of a distinct culture with its own rituals, taboos, initiation rites, kinship systems, and oral traditions. The anthropologist of science might study how lab meetings function as tribal councils, how citation practices serve as gift exchange systems, how conference presentations operate as prestige competitions, and how "revolutionary" discoveries are actually negotiated through complex social processes. It reveals that the white coat is a cultural costume, the lab is a ritual space, and peer review is a sophisticated form of tribal gatekeeping. This approach doesn't deny that science produces truth—it just shows that truth-production is always also culture-production.

Example: "Her anthropology of science dissertation examined how theoretical physicists use hand gestures and whiteboard drawings as a form of ritual communication—a tribal language unintelligible to outsiders but sacred to initiates."

by Abzugal March 11, 2026

Anthropology of the Scientific Method

A focused subfield examining how "the scientific method" itself varies across cultures, disciplines, and historical periods as a set of cultural practices. It asks not "what is the scientific method?" but "how do different groups of scientists perform what they call the scientific method?" The controlled experiment is a ritual in some fields, while in others, fieldwork is the sacred practice. The anthropology of the scientific method reveals that what counts as "doing good science" is learned through apprenticeship, enforced by community norms, and subject to the same cultural variation as any other human practice—even as scientists themselves believe they're following a universal, timeless procedure.

Example: "The anthropology of the scientific method shows that 'reproducibility' means completely different things in particle physics versus ecology—same words, different cultural practices."

by Abzugal March 11, 2026

Anthropology of Epistemology

The study of how different human communities organize their systems of knowing—what counts as knowledge, who gets to claim it, how it's transmitted, and how it's validated—using anthropological methods. It reveals that epistemology, the very theory of knowledge, varies across cultures in ways that can't be reduced to "us vs. them" or "rational vs. primitive." The anthropology of epistemology documents how some cultures privilege experiential knowledge, others prioritize transmitted tradition, others elevate analytic reasoning—and how these different epistemological systems produce different kinds of truth. It's the recognition that "how we know" is itself a cultural product.

Example: "The anthropology of epistemology explains why indigenous knowledge of ecosystems is often dismissed by Western science—they're operating under different systems for what counts as valid knowing, not different conclusions about the same evidence."

by Abzugal March 11, 2026