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American Pie 

1: A song by Don McClean as the vague history of Rock'N'Roll music starting with the airplane crash that killed Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper, etc. and concluding with The Rolling Stones.

2: A large volume of (mature) teen comedies with a sexual theme. All movies are rated R.

3: A term meaning "to do as the American Piers do!" using technology such as a webcam and of course microphones for an audial affect. Both players usually masterbate while watching the other masturbate as well.

4: A term meaning "to cyber."
1: Bye bye miss American Pie drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry and good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye singing this will be the day that I die...

2:One day at band camp...
The trem "sex" never came through to me until I was about 17...
etc.

3: Oh, baby, you're making me so hot! If you had a webcam we could American Pie this shit!

4: Wanna have some American Pie?;]
American Pie by MellowTrauma October 16, 2008

All American breakfast 

1. A good way to end things after a one night stand. After a long night of sex, the woman prepares the man a breakfast of blueberry pancakes, serves him breakfast, and administers a blow job while he eats, and salutes him after he cums. Often used as a reward for a night of stellar sexual performance.

2. The greatest gift a woman can ever give a man.
Man, that chick I picked up last night kept it real classy. I fucked her all night long, and she ended with an All American breakfast. I might actually call this one back.

Native America 

Native America is the authentic title that this country should hold NOT America. Native Americans ancestors were murdered & their land was stolen. Native Americans shouldn't even have to have a hyphen in their name because they are the original and first Americans. When using this title you have to realize that it doesn't mean the rest of us are any "less" American because of history if we were born here, or received legal citizenship we are American no doubt about it, especially if this is all we know what I'm saying when I use this label for America I'm saying what happened historically was a horrible tragedy and the least I can do is make up for the fact that the original Americans have to walk around with some hyphen in their label.
White stupid republican conservative hick: I must say one last time to conclude my wonderful speech God bless America!
African Americans & Native Americans a like shout *No God bless Native America!*

american football 

A reason for big guys to hug each other while wearing protection.
Is this an american football game, or a softcore porno?

American English

A different (Read wrong) system of spelling the English language used by citizens of the United States who cannot be bothered to learn the correct spelling of simple words.

usually involves missing out letters, switching the order or just using the complete wrong word

closest comparison can be asking a small child to spell a word and making a dogs ears of it.
English spellings: Colour, Centre, Honour, Draught

American English spellings: Color, Center, Honor, Draft
American English by Steve168762 November 7, 2010

american pie 

(1972-1999) One of the greatest songs ever written.
(1999 onward) Some dumb teen comedy with pie fucking.
american pie by Anonymous October 15, 2003