anal hummer 

when one homosexual farts while another homosexual has intercourse in his ass. See also butthole blowjob.

Adam was taking it hard from Steve, so he decided to give him an anal hummer to help Steve finish.

anal hummer by tiggerus December 13, 2009

anal cavity 

the area inside the anus.
specifically the final run of the colon or small intestine.
passage commonly used by arse pirates and butt monkeys alike.

"help me doctor your forceps are stuck in my anal cavity"

anal cavity by ulises May 22, 2004

anal air 

A fart.

Bursting air out of ones anus.

Who let out that nasty anal air?

anal air by la the brightman March 20, 2010

anal licking puppy fuck 

someone who is a piece of shit, a waist of life, a bad person!!!!!!!

All day long when I was at work, My boss acted like an anal licking puppy fuck.

anal licking puppy fuck by Lance B 0325 February 4, 2010

anal baby 

An infant that is born from the anus(usually of a homosexual male). How do you make one you ask? Well its a quite simple and usually painless procedure.
#1 you find a doner egg and insert into the anus(turkey baster works best)
#2 you a. use doner sperm or b. have anal sex with sed. individual.
#3 after the egg is fertalized then it will feed off the fecies for usually nine months and grow to term in the colin.
#4 the child is born smelling of filth and rottenness "congrats. its a boy ".

Steve gave birth to a nine pound eleven ounce anal baby.

anal baby by Ryry oberki February 28, 2008

Anal Sex 

The closest you can get to being gay, but still not being gay.

Fred:I just had anal sex with my girlfriend last night.
Bob:That's kinda gay.

Anal Sex by lol515 October 5, 2010

Anal Vice

A device similar to that of a normal bench vice but instead of being used to hold, metal prongs are inserted into the anus and the vice wound open, thus creating a 'goatse' effect. Used to cause pain and assist in the insertion of objects into the anus.

Shutup, bitch or i'll put you in an Anal Vice.

Anal Vice by Matt and Nick June 19, 2008