Neck

The art of slapping someone on the back of the neck for doing something g*y.

Everyone in the vicinity has to slap the back of the neck if that person does something g*y.

But lowkey the art of necking is g*y in the first place, therefore anyone that necks due to gay behaviour is also g*y. And therefore necking in its entirety is gay. Created by a warranted individual named Asmar, he is the g*yest of them all. If you come across such a person, they need to be called out for their BAWTY BOY behavior. Also, the constitution is all a lie, built up on gay bawty ness at its true core. This definition cannot be refuted and overrules anyone and anything before or after it.

“AYEEE YEOOO ASMAR, THATS A NECK FR”.

by Asmar June 24, 2023

Two Neck Town

A small desolate town, abandoned; similar two a one horse town

I went to a town like St. Augustine and saw tumble weeds. That was a two neck town!

by Adisalvo February 14, 2024

Neck No Nothing

"Neck No Nothing" or "Neck Know Nothing" is a slang term used when something embarrassing is said or done. It is also used if something obvious has just been stated and then somebody asks about it. The term is also connected to " Gimme That Neck ".

Teacher: "Today we will be learning about Poetry."
Student 1: "What are we learning about?"
Student 2: "Poetry! The teacher just said that!"
Student 3: "Neck!"
Student 4: "Neck No Nothing!"
Student 3: "Gimme that neck!"

by Rand0mP3rson November 12, 2022

Red Neck Birth Control

A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.

"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."

Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..

by Jack Gomez November 20, 2018

Neck fluff

Extra mane of an mammal (usually canids) on its neck.

Dude! Look at that sheltie and her thick neck fluff!

by CathodeG May 20, 2018

Turtle-Necking

A person who is shitting in a public restroom but someone walks in so you have to hold it mid-shit.

My bro was turtle-necking in the school bathroom, but so was his friend.

by Mistress of ALL things shit December 12, 2023

northern neck

When bitch givin u head n she doin a mouth-stand on yo dick

“Ah, Charles, my distinguished man. How was last night with thou fair lady?”
“‘‘Twas absolutely delectable - shawty bestowed upon me thy Northern Neck.”
- Sadam Hussein

by DUMBOYxDOWNSTAIRS June 13, 2022