Aka: Matt. He tends to flirt with little children while off- duty. He’s a bitch. Big bitch. Kevin talks shit and won’t do shit. Because he’s a bitch.
by meh name Jeff July 13, 2019
An extremely sensitive African-American boy with an abnormally small penis. Kevin king is known for being total dog shit at Fortnite needs to rethink his life decisions
by Bendavis12344 April 24, 2020
Man who's love is in NY. Wanted to get out of the crap hole in St. Louis so bad. After being dealt to Washington, he wanted to mess with them so he played bad so they wouldn't resign him. On July 1st, he signed with the real team of New York.
Kevin Shattenkirk GOAT.
by Ortiz Did ROIDS. August 29, 2017
Known as the biggest snake ever seen on television. Has the special ability to leave a best friend and to choke a 3-1 lead. His solution? Going to a team that choked a 3-1 lead that same year.
by Tmrwfrvr August 22, 2017
by NBAValentino November 24, 2021
Leaving your team when they can't make the finals for 4 years and sign with a team that wins a championship right after
by ToTotheTaco November 10, 2017
by JAMALJAMAEL420 August 12, 2024