Drunk Envy

Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.

Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

drunk projector

When one gets drunk then proceeds to walk over to some little shit and beat the shit out of him then once done with the beating, finish by projectile vommiting all over the victim.
Bonus Points:
+5 - get all vomit on face
+10 - victim chokes and/or gags on vomit
+100 (Canadians only) - victim is deposited, after choking on vommit, into a large cold snow bank

I got so smashed last night and Zack thought he was the bomb so I drunk projected the little shit into a snow bank, eh?
Dude I got it all on camera!
I totally used the drunk projector all over zack!

by FuckingHammerTime January 10, 2014

Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.

Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.

by BunnySMG February 12, 2015

Drunk Faced

To be wasted, shit faced, plastered, etc.

Man I got so drunk faced last night!

by drnkfc January 6, 2011

Quaruntine drunk

A type of drunk that occurs from being isolated at home for an extended period of time (+3days). Used to pass time, improve moods and will more then likely be an explanation for alot of people being born(sorry kids, you arent special).

"Dude its 10am on a monday, why are you drunk"
"Shhhhh du... dude, its quaruntine drunk... totally fine"

by esaelp sedun dnes March 30, 2020

drunk tan

All around, full body, dark, dirty tan.

That guy Robert got one of those drunk tans.

by chiefwiggims August 4, 2022

Cuddle Drunk

Being Cuddle Drunk is the delirious and delicious state of feeling intoxicated after many hours of intimate cuddling leading to a state of mind and body similar to being intoxicated.

4:31 AM You sound drunk… Mmmmm I’m just cuddle drunk.

I’m so cuddle drunk I can’t write this definition!! 💕.

Warning… too much intimate cuddling causes extreme Cuddle Drunkness. ummmm wha k mmm yeeahh

by ktcoe July 3, 2023