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Hoisington drunk

When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.

Could also be called a “great bender”
boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp

Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?
by Divebombs November 2, 2021
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Drunk-knocker

That overly intoxicated person that repeatedly slaps/bumps/taps or "knocks" on your shoulder to get your attention.
My sister is shy when she's sober, but after a few beers she's a total drunk-knocker. She interrupts everyone, tapping on their shoulders saying "hey, hey, hey".
by drunk-knocker November 12, 2021
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A drunk

A drunk is a LOUD OR still person

Alcoholic drunks have an inner mental loud voice of termoil in there silence that can not be expressed or shared verbally written or via telepathy it's usually expressed in personal anger or personal rage towards themselves in private. Alcoholic drunks depend on being drunk and are addicted to the feel of drunkenness. Alcoholics are the Still drunks

another drunk is called a free Drunk which is also called a freed drunk they are happy fun and energetic and basically conscious of they're limit without hangovers and or internal body or mental damage. Freed drunks never become addicted to drinking. Freed drunks are sometimes extra loud.
Ive never been 'a drunk'
I'm happy I'm a free drunk
with this new world order I am happy to be considered a freed drunk than an Alcoholic drunk
by UnoYoko February 12, 2022
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Drunk

Drunk, is my dad. When he gets home
the defind definition of drunk, is my dad goes to the garage, and comes back in. looking like a, girraf who did not eat in days.
by Drunk_jim September 11, 2021
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trippy drunk

When you’ve smoked and maybe drank a lot and you feel like you’re there, but not actually there. You can see clearly, it’s just that you can’t stand without feeling like you’re head is spinning around
Hey bro are you ok?

Looks like you’re “trippy drunk”
by Idkanymore1324 September 11, 2021
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Power Drunk

When a person has been intoxicated by the amount of power that they have. These people will go to great lengths to keep their position of power and/or gain more. Being power drunk usually makes the person irrational, impulsive, narcissistic, and/or paranoid. They may also feel that they are invincible. Examples of power drunk people are: Hitler, Scar from lion king, Gilderoy Lockhart, and Mother Gothel, and substitute teachers.
"bro the sub kept yelling at us for talking too much, she's so power drunk, like "yes Mrs. Carrol you are the adult but at least I don't have hands that have the same amount of wrinkles as a piece of paper found in a middle schoolers backpack""
by Adhd1357 September 18, 2021
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drunk tossers

When two men get hammered and find each others holes
My dad said he was not gay but then after going out with family I found out his buddy’s are drunk tossers.
by Truthoftheword July 26, 2021
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