No-ten P-kan

The ancient Japanese art of burning disobedient children, specifically with a fireplace poker.

“I swear if you get any closer I’ll do some no-ten p-kan on you.”

by The Rectifier. May 19, 2020

F,A,L,P

F- flat
A- ass
L- loose
P- pussy

Hey I fucked your mom she has a F,A,L,P

by Deeznutz123456654 April 26, 2022

Mikey P Minute

When you ask someone how far away they are and they say a minute but show up an hour later

Guy 1: Yo what took so long I though you said you'd be here in a min.

Guy 2: yeah, a mikey p minute.

Guy1: oh, ight my b

by JPMcdoodle July 4, 2018

James P Argentina

A very weird kid who tries to be a clown yet deep inside he cries. He is not caring about anybody except his wealth.

James P Argentina is just so inconsistent

by Eskeet September 17, 2019

`/1.2,3m4n5b6v7c8x9z0'-=;qlwkjehrgtfydusiao\p][

Congrats on finding this. This is the ultimate stage of boredom. You can't get any more bored than this. go back to doing your homework like you should be doing.

Person 1: "I'M SO BORED, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!"
Person 2: "have you tried searching `/1.2,3m4n5b6v7c8x9z0'-=;qlwkjehrgtfydusiao\p?"
Person 1: no, I'll try it

by KeenanTheSlotholotl October 6, 2020

Sideways P-Ray

Like the normal p-ray, but when the girl lays on her side and lifts one leg up perpendicular and against the man's chest, so the ray spreads out and lands above the vagina, behind the asshole, and everywhere in between.

She was so fast and flexible, before I knew what was happening she had twisted in to position for a sideways p-ray! Naturally, I obliged.

by Charlie-barlie December 10, 2019

P A N D A!

P A N D A! is cute and i want him inside me

-Minty

P A N D A! did my mom and me cuz i’m a slut
-minty

by SHADOWHOT January 5, 2020