National Fuck Your Friend Day

On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!

Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”

John: “What is that?”

Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”

John: “Oh no.”

by NicePerson200 August 10, 2022

That fucking dog

This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass

Ruck that fucking dog

by Cameron wilson3939938363 April 29, 2024

Fucking

Every horny teenager/every teenager’s dream

Jimmy: I wish my dream came true
Tom: To become rich and famous?
Jimmy: No you idiot, to be fucking Sarah rn!

by Ynk December 15, 2022

Fat Fuck

The Amazon listing for a Eric Cartman plush.

Mom can I get the fat Fuck plush please?

by Yuepoo20 February 7, 2023

Fuck Rock

phallic shaped crystal one uses to pleasure oneself

That fuck rock made me cum so hard

by TrailRN April 4, 2022

on that fuck shit

when someone is on that fuck shit

he be on that fuck shit

by Fuck shitter August 31, 2021

fuck oath bah

the slang term used after a bloke comes back from a bender and is absolutely munted off nose beers. also used if a bloke came back from an all-male brothel and is about to get the dog.

old chappo: just got back from my bender and I am fucked.

Christopher: fuck oath bah, how was it?
old chappo: lahd I am pretty chuffed tbh, u should have seen the blokes on blokes.

by old chappo March 22, 2022