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fuck-cannon

A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.
"Jim screwed my project..."

"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"
by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017
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fuck

by speedofart July 3, 2021
mugGet the fuckmug.

urban fucked

the last person to hold their right shoulder with their left hand has to use at least 1 obscure word from urban dictionary in every sentence, and must also make sense. if they don't, someone around them will punch them in the arm.
Sarah: *puts her hand on her shoulder*
Larry: *sitting with a group of friends, noticing Sarah holding her shoulder. proceeds to hold his shoulder too*
Travis: *puts his hand on his shoulder* Haha! You're Urban Fucked, Tommy!
Tommy: Dammit...I need to go poopsterbate!
by deaddwolfio February 10, 2014
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Fucking The What

A phrase used to describe something worthy of a "WTF"
Holy shit, that video is fucking the what!
by ohmygaditsaufo!! March 23, 2010
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Fuck It

Jacksepticeye's catchphrase whenever he fails at anything
"Keep going! Keep going! Keep go- aw, FUCK IT!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 9, 2021
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Fix your fuck

When someone says their give a fuck is broken, you tell them to fix their fuck.
Anthony says "My give a fuck is broken!",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I say "well, FIX YOUR FUCK!"
by AuntDaddy August 31, 2022
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Elf Fucking

It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list
Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight
by I am a illegal minority December 18, 2017
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