Fuck me

Something a girl would never say too me

Will you fuck me?

by Make A Wish Child February 27, 2021

Fucked the Couch

When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."

"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."

by JSpaulding August 10, 2024

Fuck Tard

Someone whos done something so stupid to the point where theyve descended bellow your average levels of retard.

(Guy 1) Hey did you hear what Magnolia said?
(Guy 2) Yeah theyre such a Fuck Tard

by Nyorri November 1, 2020

Fat fuck friday

Buying lunch on a Friday, typically tradesmen/women.

‘Did you bring lunch?’

‘Hell no it’s Fat fuck Friday I’m getting KFC’

by wheresl1am April 3, 2024

dumb fucks

fuck you dumb ass bitch

this person is a dumb fucks

by crispy gamer February 26, 2018

National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

Muffle-fuck

(Verb)
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore

The kids have been home all thanksgiving break. I'm tired of having to muffle-fuck every night so they don't hear us.

by Kbee405 November 25, 2017