Can’t walk a cat

Basically you cannot train a woman to do the things you want.
Dishes are dirty, she doesn’t know how to cook… welp, you “can’t walk a cat
by Jones1973 March 24, 2024
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Walking Wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.
After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.
by Banned As DC June 26, 2022
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Walking a sleazy

dude seriously you gotta fix yourself.
-wait what?
dude im tellin ya, your walking a sleazy
-oh snap! thanks for the heads up dude, that coulda ended bad
by CRIPPLEhank May 25, 2009
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Walking Stick

An unwanted, lingering erection when your sex date cancels after you already took viagra.
I had a major walking stick last night after I took viagra but my bootie call no showed.
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 30, 2021
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Walking stick

Injection drug users slang for "works" or "kit", a syringe loaded w/ the users drug of choice.
Can you bring me a walking stick? Need a little help.
by Knows_Shit January 08, 2015
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Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh
"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"
by StarSoupMan January 25, 2024
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Finger Walking

When a gay guy makes walking motions with his finger on another (generally not gay) man.
Jake: Don't finger walk on me, Brett. I can't stand when people are Finger Walking on me.
by IShouldWarnYou March 25, 2011
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