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# top water jig

What one nigger uses to “lure” another nigger at the edge of the bank to get in the water for their annual bath
Tyrone is getting his # top water jig ready for shequeefa
by J_ust telling the truth May 21, 2019
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dusty top hat

That girl from last night had a dusty top hat
by 36% June 7, 2016
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Sandy Top Hat

The act of splooging your man juices on the top of another persons head after they suck you off. To give a sandy tophat, once you feel like your going to cum, you pull your penis out of their mouth and ejaculate on their head.
"Man, youd never believe that my woman let me give her a sandy top hat last night!"
by Seenoevil9093 December 28, 2016
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top shelf redneck

A redneck with expensive taste. I.e. drives a beater car but owns a TV worth 3 times as much. Wears jeans from Walmart but drinks a $40 pour at the bar.
He drives a car held together with duct tape and prayers while drinking high dollar whiskey and watching Nascar on an 83 inch 4k TV. He is a top shelf redneck
by anonymous February 4, 2023
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Top Tier Travis

That guy that always brags about his shit. He always has the best, the only, the original, and the thing nobody else could have.

There is no way to impress Top Tier Travis and youshouldn’t even try because you will have to endure 1000 texts about his greatness with complete denial of any of his weaknesses.

He does have a nice wife, but she always travels without him. She seems to wear the pants in Top Tier Travis’s house. He would never admit it though!
OMG, Top Tier Travis just started a company and he is texting that his ideas were first, he copyrighted them, and every company wants his services. I looked on Yelp and he received 20 reviews all saying “what and asshole” but they had fun on - business trip with his wife last week when she gave them TTT’s referral.
by No Tango and no Cash September 16, 2023
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Top Mouth Douche

Somebody who likes to go for girls in high school, even after they are a college graduate. Typically of Italian descent.
Me: My boss likes to show off everytime a high schooler comes into the shop by actually doing his job.

Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.
by Pizzashop June 22, 2022
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Double Backflip Top

The leader of the girls lacrosse team. Plays offense and defense.
Helga plays lacrosse.

What position?

Double Backflip Top
by kennedy209 August 6, 2018
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