Peanut Butter

A sticky substance also known as a foreign person's name as Pee-nute Bute-e-air. :

Off Zoey 101...
warning, saying Peenute Buteeair will make you hungry for Peanut Butter.

Girl 1: Hey there's Peenute Buteeair!
Girl 2: You mean the new foreign kid?

Girl 1: I'm hungry! I want some Peanut Butter!

by TheOne&Only RawrrrQueen April 27, 2009

Butter my blanket

Alternative term for jacking off while under the covers.

Jesse~ Hey guys I'm getting ofline, I'm going to go butter my blanket!

Derek~ eugh tmi!

Dru~ there's a snake in my boot!!

by twPH4NT0M November 5, 2017

peanut butter pirate

During the act of any form of intercourse, one mate puts his hand inside his own anus, pulls out feces, and yells, "Peanut Butter Pirate!" and slaps the feces into the other mate's eye.

"I was with this girl, and I gave her the Peanut Butter Pirate.

by Steve Kane May 7, 2004

peanut butter canoe

When you fill your vagina with peanut butter and your dog licks it out.

I had a jar of peanut butter and thought "why not give the dog a peanut butter canoe?" A dog treat if you will.

by Ami Pond March 15, 2023

Canadian Truffle Butter

When you pour syrup down someone's anal cavity then proceed to motorboat their cheeks

I heard that Savy liked to perform the Canadian Truffle Butter on Audrey.

by Sugar_Sugar_Sugar February 23, 2019

make nut butter

to masturbate

Variation: to churn out nut butter

I walked into my dorm and my roommate was just layin' there, makin' nut butter the old fashioned way.

Dude, don't make nut butter with the door open!

by Steerpike66 March 29, 2017

Peanut Butter Paintbrush

the spreading of the butt cheeks, and applying peanut butter in a painting motion.

Aaron, don't let my Golden Retriever close to you! I know your wife just gave you the Peanut Butter Paintbrush!

by the$auce June 16, 2011