Safe Rape

Safe Rape is when you attempt to rape someone, but you use protection to try to not inpregnate the victim.

Kevin: Hey, what were you up to last night?
Mark: Oh I safe raped this woman I found on the street yesterday. But it’s okay! I used a condom; crisis averted.
Kevin: DUDE!

by xXPU55Y_REKTER_9000Xx June 1, 2018

Facebook rape

When a person, most likely an acquaintance or coworker, forces you to add them on Facebook againat your will. This is usually done by excessive nagging accompanied by texts and/or emails reminding you to accept the request. If you deny the request, you will be forced to deal with them reminding you constantly that you "must not be friends", which you usually aren't.

"Lisa Facebook raped me today. She told me she would hide all my paperclips if I didn't accept her request."

by Stanistu1 July 15, 2015

Techno rape

The painful slowing down of a computer that ocurs when you connect an iPhone to a Windows OS

Sorry got to drop the Skype my iPhone's Techno rape my laptop and I cant even surf for porn it's that slow.

by Bed-Bugscouk August 6, 2012

Trade Rape

A term used to describe a fantasy football trade in which one team recieves a much better player or players. This term may also apply to other fantasy sports.

Person 1: Dude! I just made an awesome trade!

Person 2: oh yeah! Who'd ya get?

Person 1: I got Eddie Lacy for Chris Ivory and Emmanuel Sanders!

Person 2: Sounds more like trade rape too me... I feel sorry for the other guy.

by J is legend September 9, 2016

rape selfie

When you unexpectedly take a photo of somebody using frontal camera of your phone and the last thing they see is their own face.

- wtf was that with your phone?
- i just made a rape selfie of you

by hazeray November 11, 2014

Bible rape

When someone continuously shoves bible verses at you and try to teach you their ways against your will.

I was at work the other day, and this dude totally bible raped me.

by lalalou92 November 2, 2015

Catfish Rape

Catfish rape is a rare phenomenon that occurs when a man takes the appearance of a woman as he lures in a specimen of the matching gender (may be any species). The matching specimen is unaware that this is a man, and therefore takes part in sexual interaction that is soon regretted once found that this is not a woman. At this point in time, the fake male has tucked his genitalia into his anal cavity and is unrecognizable as a man. This unfortunate set of circumstances had lead to the unaware male ejaculating into the crease between the thigh and penis of this catfish. The genitalia of the male transgender must be inserted between 2-4 inches into his own anal cavity, and must be presented with an appropriate wig and makeup to appear as a woman. The victim must also be heterosexual and completely against the thought of sexual interaction with another man.

I didn’t know he was a man. So he catfish rape me

by Swaggerrrrring February 4, 2022