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The D Tonk

A mean motherfuckin' son of a gun.
'Awwwh man, I got d tonked last night'
'Shitson, I'm so gonna get myself some of The D Tonk next weekend'
by Amysmumhasgotitgoingon February 6, 2009
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D-Stang

The term D-Stang is a double entendre for douche bags and the vehicle they use to portray thier vulgar means of transportation, the Mustang, or any style of V-8 vehicle. It can refer to either the douche bag itself or the attention getting V-8 sports vehicle, or used as the combination of the two.
1. Frankie looked like a d-stang with his pink popped collar polo shirt rev-ving his V-8 engine in the Abercrombie parking lot.

2. Frankie pretended that his d-stang was the product of his own hard work, when if fact it was his relentless crying that persuaded his parents to buy it for him.
by C-rav June 21, 2009
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Joe d

Joe Dudek

The most perfect human specimen that has huge cock and good at everything he does as well as god like abilities and looks. Growing up with an abusive father he grinds his way to the top with his dope swagger and his mutual talent. Every man or woman that is within 30 feet will die from 30 orgasims in less then five seconds. Legend says if you look at his ice for more then .213 seconds you will immediately disintegrate and go to hell. Yet if you are on his good side you will be sent to his palace atop the clouds where you and the gods spend the rest of your days.he is quite literally a god.
by Coolsdsddc April 17, 2019
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8=D~

A smiley face that has a Wizard's scraggly beard.
Your mom looked like a total wizard last night "wink wink" 8=D~.
Da Fuq?
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D-Friend

What a person that takes advantage of people, sucks the life out of those that attempt to care about him despite what their peers think. Also, traps those that attempt to love him. Also, jealous, mean spirited, picks on children, has no job, no phone and is homeless.
Did you hear what that D-Friend said today? I would rather have an enemy anyday than a D-Friend.
by laughingthru December 7, 2011
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8=/=D

"The sign of Wheaton" or the ASCII symbol for Wheaton's Law i.e. "Don't be a dick"
I was trolling in general chat last night and this bitch was all 8=/=D
by Valdushorn September 8, 2013
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Big D

Big D. We are grateful for him. He is called big D for a reason. Not cos he has a big d. it is rather small. But his personality is big
Big D? Very sexy
by Ghende August 24, 2021
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