Take a seat, queer!

Used as an insult to another person referring to that persons 'bad joke'.

Boy: I know the answer to that question!
Insulter: Take a seat, queer!

by Andrew August 10, 2003

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take a blog

Writing a blog entry when you just really, really want to and haven't for way too long. Extremely satisfying for those who enjoy blogging.

"Whoa-why are you dumping all these pages of random musings and diaries all over xanga?"

"Oh, I'm just taking a blog. It feels really good after it's all been inside me too long."

take a blog

by spinningtabletop February 28, 2009

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take the ole eye to the optometrist

1. having sex

2. having sex after a long period of not having sex

I haven't had any in a long time its time to take the ole eye to the optometrist!

by keri p March 12, 2010

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To give oral sex to a man in exchange for a favor. Based off of a viral youtube video in which a man, recounting a time he was looking for a ride, explains, "we asked these two white boys, and they said if we sucked their cocks off to Beaver Crick (creek) they'd give us a ride."

John wants help with his homework, so I think I might take him down to Beaver Crick.

I needed help with my homework, so John took me down to Beaver Crick.

by TFLangsamer August 25, 2010

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Take an Uta holiday

When you feel the need to top up your generous annual leave, and bank holidays with some extreme sick leave.
This is the "Take an Uta holiday"

After her 2 week holiday Susie decided that she was unwell and needed an extra week off, to relax before she took her next holiday in two weeks time. After that holiday or even before she would also Take an Uta holiday.

by Miss Canuckie October 25, 2011

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